Might’ve Touched Poop (Just Being Honest.)
Lard-Based Foaming Hand Soap
What’s soap without a little potty humor?
Let’s be real—you don’t know what that kid just touched. Or what you just stepped in. Or what that mysterious smear on the doorknob might’ve been.That’s why we created Might’ve Touched Poop, our foaming hand soap for the unmentionable mishaps of everyday life.
Made with nourishing lard from our pasture-raised pigs, this no-nonsense soap scrubs away shame, stink, and suspicion—without drying your skin or your dignity.
And for a touch of literary redemption, you’ll find a cleansing poem on the back label, because sometimes you just need to laugh while you lather.
Might’ve Touched Poop Foaming Hand Soap
$12.00Price
8FL OZ (237mL)