Stink. Stank. Stunk. 💚🎄🧼
 
Every Who down in Whoville might sing and sway,
But some of us roll into the season smelling like we’ve wrestled a roast beast and lost.
 
If your holiday vibe is less holly jolly and more please don’t stand too close,
this bar was made for YOU.
 
Handcrafted using lard from our pasture-raised pigs, this soap takes you from stink ➜ stank ➜ stunk to fresh, clean, and fully capable of tolerating Christmas cheer.
Its rich, creamy lather scrubs away holiday stress, cookie crumbs, glitter explosions, and any lingering evidence of Grinch-level mischief.
Whether your heart’s two sizes too small or you’re just over the season already, this bar will have you smelling so good even the Whos might stop screaming.
A better clean than any sleigh ride to Mount Crumpit.

Net Wt ~ 4.0 oz