Star Suds – The Empire Scrubs Back
Join the scrub side.
The dark side is strong, but so is this soap. Whether you're Force-choking on stress, battling rebel grime, or just trying to keep your TIE fighter cockpit from smelling like defeat, this bar brings imperial-level clean to your daily routine.
Handcrafted in small batches at The Crow’s Croft with lard from our pasture-raised pigs, it’s packed with skin-restoring Vitamins A, D, E, and Omega-3s. Its rich, creamy lather conquers dirt and dryness faster than you can say “I find your lack of hygiene disturbing.”
Perfect for villains, antiheroes, and anyone who prefers their soap with a little galactic domination energy.
Same legendary clean. Now with ruthless efficiency.
Net Wt ~ 4.0 oz
STAR SUDS - THE EMPIRE SCRUBS BACK
$9.00Price
