Son of a Nutcracker! 🎄🧝‍♂️💥
 
For every overworked elf who’s ever pulled a triple shift in Santa’s sweatshop, this bar is your festive battle cry. Whether you’ve been hammering toys till your thumbs go numb, dodging rogue gumdrops, or dealing with a supervisor who thinks “holiday cheer” means unpaid overtime, this soap is here to rescue your elf-esteem, one magical lather at a time.
 
Handcrafted in small batches at The Crow’s Croft using lard from our pasture-raised pigs, it’s stocked with Vitamins A, D, E, and Omega-3s to revive even the frostiest, most sugar-dusted skin. Expect a silky, creamy lather that scrubs away workshop grime, peppermint stickiness, and the emotional damage of being surrounded by too much glitter.
 
Same legendary clean. Now with 100% more elf-approved mischief.
Net Wt ~ 4.0 oz