Pretty in Plum 💜🎀 (A Pretty in Pink Parody)
 
She’s sweet, she’s sassy, and she smells like she just stepped out of an 80s coming-of-age montage. Pretty in Plum is the bar for anyone who’s ever felt a little too quirky for the popular crowd but still determined to show up smelling fabulous.
 
Handcrafted using lard from our pasture-raised pigs, this bar is packed with Vitamins A, D, E, and Omega-3s to pamper your skin like it’s getting ready for prom night. The creamy lather melts away the drama of the day, bad hair, bad dates, bad vibes... leaving you soft, smooth, and fully prepared to make your own dress out of sheer determination and emotional endurance.
 
Whether your life feels like a John Hughes plotline or just one long hallway of weirdos, crushes, and questionable fashion choices, this bar reminds you of one universal truth:
 
You’re not just pretty.
You’re Pretty in Plum.
Net Wt ~ 4.0 oz