Nose Candy 🦌❄️🍬
 
For every holiday gremlin who’s running on chaos, crumbs, and questionable cheer, this bar is your seasonal sidekick. Inspired by Rudolph—who, let’s be honest, didn’t get that bright red nose from “just the cold.” Nope. That deer’s been snorting crushed candy canes behind the sleigh like it’s high-octane North Pole nose candy, and honestly? Same, babe. Same.
 
Handcrafted in small batches at The Crow’s Croft using lard from our pasture-raised pigs, it’s powered with Vitamins A, D, E, and Omega-3s to soothe winter-worn skin. Expect a rich, creamy lather that wipes away elf-level exhaustion, cookie dust, glitter fallout, and whatever holiday nonsense you’ve face-planted through today.
 
Same iconic clean. Zero peppermint promise.
Just pure, uncut holiday ridiculousness.
Net Wt ~ 4.0 oz