It’s Dangerous to Soap Alone
Take this Bar.
For every chosen one who’s ever faced down dungeon grime, chicken wrath, or the perils of adulting... This bar is your trusty companion. Whether you're fresh off a boss battle (or just the gym), this soap is ready to save your skin, one lather at a time.
Handcrafted in small batches at The Crow’s Croft using lard from our pasture-raised pigs, it’s loaded with Vitamins A, D, E, and Omega-3s. Expect a creamy, restorative lather that absorbs quickly, soothes tired skin, and leaves you feeling like you just opened a heart container.
Same legendary clean. Just with more rupee-worthy charm.
Net Wt ~ 4.0 oz
It's Dangerous to Soap Alone
$9.00Price
