Franken-Suds ⚡🧟♂️
For every mad scientist who’s ever stitched together late nights, bad ideas, and questionable snacks… this bar is your shocking creation. Whether you’ve braved a thunderstorm, wrestled with monster messes, or just need to reattach your sanity after a long day, this soap is ready to jolt you back to life—one lather at a time.
Handcrafted in small batches at The Crow’s Croft using lard from our pasture-raised pigs, it’s charged with Vitamins A, D, E, and Omega-3s. Expect a creamy, revitalizing lather that reanimates tired skin, smooths away the graveyard grime, and leaves you feeling downright electrifying.
Same monstrous clean. Just with more bolts of charm.
Net Wt ~ 4.0 oz
Franken-Suds
$9.00Price
Only 9 left in stock




